RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

song rips

siivagunner

joe: yo siivagunner uploaded another song rips
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by blagagaahagahsguhfgdtbewfbcvfq April 24, 2025

Thicc Rip

To be used to describe a moment of great suffering

Daughter: *Makes healthy snack*
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"

by Some Scottish Cunt July 23, 2019

RIP jinji

alec jinji, passed away on 22nd of july 2025. will be missed.

even though alec is dead he lives on in our hearts, and we all shout RIP jinji

by funnydoodle1 July 21, 2025

Zip Rip

When you zip your jeans and catch your penis hard enough to draw blood.

I had to see the cock doctor due to my bleeding penis, he diagnosed me with Zip Rip.

by notsata January 5, 2022

nigga rip oreo

when two black guys are pounding a little blonde white girl that under 5” in the ass and coochie. it’s when they rip it open

jamal: aye wanna give brittany the nigga rip oreo special
tyron: hell yeah nigga
brittany: guys what’s that..

by Dummiestdummy January 27, 2024

rip pineagain

the code name for intense strong beastly heros.

seen as a god in many cultures.

whoa ! omoms a rip pineagain !

by rippineagain May 10, 2009