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u mother xd xd

when the 9 year old tries to insult you
u mother xd xd
by asdhkjadsd March 8, 2021
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Mother Good Good Daughter

People daughter that does take other people man right thru thru....Have more unread messages than the days them living. Them could be gold diggers too, so look out fellas.
by Prakashlal April 12, 2023
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RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.
Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)
by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022
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mud fuck mother fucker

A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.
“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker
by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019
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Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012
mugGet the Mothers Gym Bag Phobiamug.

Mother fucker cock sucker

Fucking bitch ass mother fucking cock sucker ass foreheeeed having ass mother fucker go slap your meat in a dumpster you come hat having ass imma beat the fuck out you kill yourself your a bitch ass mother fucker cock sucker cunt imma beat you to death and fuck your wife you retard you idiot incel man child kys
by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020
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