that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
Kid1: Yo whats up David!
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021
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Ex 1:
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Ex 2: Hal: "How much do you still owe your landlord?"
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