Smelly Gumbo Pot

The act of one shitting profusely in a gumbo pot after a long drive back from town.

"Dad why does the gumbo pot stink so bad"
"Because I had the bubble guts"
"So your the one who laid the hammer on that Smelly Gumbo Pot?"

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 26, 2024

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

Pot crack

Someone who smokes crack from an asshole

Yo bro your a pot crack?

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

Hot pot

When a guy cums on someone’s stomach and it fills their belly button

“He gave me a hot pot last night and I had to scoop it out”

by Lexi Squirts August 14, 2021

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Toss Pot

Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.

Commonly shortened to “T.P.”

I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better

by Toss Pot 2019 January 22, 2019