hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?
sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
by slay.xyr December 18, 2021
Get the pretzel fightmug. When someone is angry and fighting with you over something that you find unnecessary to fight about.
Fighted- at victim: What’s up babe how was work?
Fighted-at perpetrator: Why the fuck are all these socks on the floor!?!?!
Fighted-at perpetrator: Why the fuck are all these socks on the floor!?!?!
by Mykey B. September 7, 2019
Get the Fighted-atmug. When two gentlemen face each other with pants down. Both men begin urinating at the same time and fight each other's stream to see whose is stronger.
by Admin level 7 May 30, 2024
Get the Fire Fightmug. by ComputerWorld March 23, 2024
Get the We don't talk about Fight Clubmug. Motto of a Commander in Chief of a major military power (aka El Presidente Espolones Oseos for some obscure reason), with a penchant for hiding behind a woman's apron strings for protection from Elon Musk.
El Presidente Grande Quejarse: "Mommy! ELON won't leave me alone! Make Elon leave."
Susie Wiles: "Oh, don't you worry Sweaty, you know your Mommy will Fight! Fight! Fight! all your fights for you.
Are your feet feeling better now? Good! Well, you run along now Drumpffy and Fight! Fight! Fight! all those illegal alien Criminal Felons; there's a good boy.
e-LON!!! Come here, Elon! No, NOW Elon! You can finish playing 'Look at me, I AM Martian Olympus Mons later'.
Now Elon, you know what we said about Fight! Fight! Fighting with El Presidente. Now don't be silly with me, my little Hermione, we both know you didn't forget. Now, as your punishment your new office will be moved outside the White House, o-Kaaayy? Now tell Mommy you've understood what I've said; there's a good boy."
Susie Wiles: "Oh, don't you worry Sweaty, you know your Mommy will Fight! Fight! Fight! all your fights for you.
Are your feet feeling better now? Good! Well, you run along now Drumpffy and Fight! Fight! Fight! all those illegal alien Criminal Felons; there's a good boy.
e-LON!!! Come here, Elon! No, NOW Elon! You can finish playing 'Look at me, I AM Martian Olympus Mons later'.
Now Elon, you know what we said about Fight! Fight! Fighting with El Presidente. Now don't be silly with me, my little Hermione, we both know you didn't forget. Now, as your punishment your new office will be moved outside the White House, o-Kaaayy? Now tell Mommy you've understood what I've said; there's a good boy."
by Kanuk Vank You Wery Mucho January 25, 2025
Get the Fight! Fight! Fight!mug. by H3arts4No1ne December 11, 2023
Get the Girl fightsmug. Is a phrase you say to a friend to show them camaraderie. It means you can’t always help someone with the task at hand but you are willing to sit with them through it and be there with them.
If a friend has to send a breakup text to a guy they went on one date with you can’t type it out for them but you can scroll through Instagram while they do it, listen to the numerous drafts, and encourage them to press send because “to be there is to fight”.
by Eunice & Bernice January 29, 2021
Get the To be there is to fightmug.