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Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.
I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips
by pro2a February 13, 2021
mugGet the Q tipmug.

tri-tip teeth

When the clit of the girl you are eating out gets stuck in your teeth.
Bro the she sat on my face and gave me tri-tip teeth
by UnSexualInnuendo October 26, 2017
mugGet the tri-tip teethmug.

velvet tip

The subtle touch of velveteen shoulder of a guitarist’s shoulder
by Velvettipmaster November 30, 2024
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chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
by RedditSucks September 12, 2016
mugGet the chocolate q-tipmug.

Tip Tango

A sexual act where two naked men (With Male Genetalia) face opposing directions while lying down atop each other with their "tips" touching while erect.
Me and my step brother performed the Tip Tango outside whilst the neighbors were enjoying their lunch.
by fat craker January 19, 2024
mugGet the Tip Tangomug.

tri-tip

tri-tip is a sexual term related to either a threesome with three men or a foursome involving three men and a woman. the three tips are in reference to three tips of a penis. coined by t m n
you tryna eat this tri-tip tonight?
by natmeltorri December 9, 2019
mugGet the tri-tipmug.

tip my skip

Is the toilet free? I need to go tip my skip.
by MusTheBunneh! May 3, 2017
mugGet the tip my skipmug.

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