khaatumo state

Khaatumo state is a metempsychosis of the former Darawiish

she's for khaatumo state

by khatumo November 3, 2020

Banana Peel State

A state whose residents would largely vote for a literal banana peel in a presidential election of it was nominated by the GOP.

Yeah Trump dominated Tennessee in the 2020 election. They’re a banana peel state.

by SuperKlyph November 5, 2020

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Ziploc State

Any state where marijuana is not legal, and you get it from a dealer not a dispensary; most oftentimes delivered in a baggy.

Man I wish I could just go down to a dispensary to pick up my weed, but I live in a Ziploc State so I have to call my dealer.

by lil crackhead jr May 17, 2017

southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

the fee state

The fee state : Is the State of California cuz every time the citizens of California turn around their is always a new fee for something.

The fee state: Hey man I'm thinking about buying a new set of tires for my car. Reply that's good but, remember you will be paying tax plus a recycling fee.

by jimbomcc June 6, 2017