Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.
In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
by Naughty Daddy November 11, 2021

by Floor pipe December 13, 2018

by Mdfritts November 7, 2021

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.
Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

by Totsally April 27, 2015

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021
