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star-nose trolled

The prank of cutting off your friend's nose while he's sleeping, in order to resemble a star-nosed mole.
Faggot 1: Dude! Was I just star-nose trolled?

Faggot 2: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017
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Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
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nose trumpet

When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like

Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
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Nose cunt

Cuntnose for dyslexics
"Did he just call me a nose cunt??"
"I think he meant cuntnose..."
by BeatleBabe007 November 5, 2024
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Hawaiian Brown Nose

Dumping a can of pineapple chunks in a person's anus during sexual intercourse and eating it all out
She hit my line asking for some Hawaiian Brown Nose
by DiddlyPuff98 November 12, 2024
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Naughty-nose

1. Noun. Someone who gets into everyone's businesses, they tend to know every single piece of gossip about them.
My mother always knows what is happening in all the neighborhood, what a naughty-nose !!
by Advanced Class November 8, 2016
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The Nose Boop

When you touch someones nose with the index and or middle finger. It is a huge commitment. Basically proposing.
girl: omigawsh he tried to use The Nose Boop on me!
guy: what a creep
girl: ikr!!
by Space Llama January 25, 2020
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