by Bluseman September 8, 2016
Get the oak island mug.A matching warm up suit, jacket and pants, with 3 stripes down the sleeve and pant leg. Usually of a higher end brand warm up suit. To complete the ensemble, pure white sneakers must also be worn. A LIDS is optional. A low end model foreign luxury vehicle is popular amongst the LIU wearer. However, this is not an immediate, 'must have' of the LIU wearer. It should be on his/her radar though.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
After wearing suits to the office all week, Schwartzy likes to kick back on the weekends, put on his Long Island Uniform, and chill at the local Starbucks in his neighborhood!
by Shogunles August 30, 2016
Get the Long Island Uniform mug.Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.
Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
by Finger Nipper from Compton January 17, 2018
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A place for the more relaxing side of the island. Filled with kids who grow up together, and stay friends for life!!! From a little age your friends because your island crew. You walk to Unfriendly Ice Cream, the pioneer market, and you cannot forget the most beatiful beach in the world. Fair Harbor is the place to be featuring the most amazing sunset in the world. This place is where rainy days are still happy days. Of course there are a few rules
Go barefoot
Be respectful of the others
Tourists suck (only on the 4th of July)
Locals are the people to be around
Fair Harbor doesn’t do tourists, it’s all locals!!!
Fair Harbor is amazing
A place for the more relaxing side of the island. Filled with kids who grow up together, and stay friends for life!!! From a little age your friends because your island crew. You walk to Unfriendly Ice Cream, the pioneer market, and you cannot forget the most beatiful beach in the world. Fair Harbor is the place to be featuring the most amazing sunset in the world. This place is where rainy days are still happy days. Of course there are a few rules
Go barefoot
Be respectful of the others
Tourists suck (only on the 4th of July)
Locals are the people to be around
Fair Harbor doesn’t do tourists, it’s all locals!!!
Fair Harbor is amazing
by FairHarborLover January 29, 2018
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My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
Get the long island 2×4 mug.A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.
by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018
Get the Long Island mug.an island Is a land that is by water where some people can get stranded on like when your at the beach you are on and isalnd becuase you are surrounded by water
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