Five finger fillet

When the boy can fit all for of his finger and thumb into the woman's vagina.

"I gave that chick a good five finger fillet"

by Parkerboi April 9, 2015

five year plan

Relationships:
When the girlfriend (or boyfriend) in a relationship desires to be with their partner for an annoyingly large amount of time, although not necessarily for more or less than five years, if at all an amount of time is specified.
Said partners tend to almost immediately wish to discuss marriage, children and growing old together, and are also very 'clingy' and choking. A common occurrence if it is one or both partner's first serious relationship, or if one or both parters are inexperienced in relationships.

Chris: Dude, my girlfriend's really choking me.
Graham: Why?
Chris: Ah she's started talking of marriage, kids, she wants to see me all the time...I think she's a five year plan girlfriend.

by Christopher John Scott September 15, 2008

Five you a Caller

"I'll give you a call" in drunk. Usually associated with other typos and "wtf does that mean" words. Used mainly when writing a message to one of your mates.

Jamie (while leaving a message to a friend): andy you mised the pubcrwal ill five you a caller when the djunk one coems along.

by Siobhan O'Shea December 17, 2008

The Five P's System

a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too

How does that do in The Five P's System???

by snowmanitalianstallion March 22, 2011

five-foot balla

A Five-foot balla is a young (generally white) male aged 12-14 who acts like a gangster but has no business doing so. Five-foot ballas are a pain in the ass, in contrast to four-foot ballas, who are awesome.

That dance was bullshit, man. There were LGs and five-foot ballas all over the place.

by Tristano January 18, 2009

five nights at warios

a game based of fnaf that currently has 4 games starting in a factory where waluigi and wario went missing inside the factory then, mario and luigi went inside, went missing, and so did princess peach

have you played five nights at warios?

by gamerboi67 January 22, 2021

Unintentional High-fives

An exciting and interesting game you can play at your work place or during school. Basically, you give High-Fives to people when they don't expect it. Every time you do, you get a point. This is a fun game to play with people who like to talk with their hands.

Joe: "OMG I'm so excited for the party on Saturday!" *Dramatic hand gesture*
Allen: *High-fives* "Bam bitch! One point!"
Joe: "Aw man, How are you so good at this game?"
Allen: "I play unintentional High-fives so much, I don't talk with my hands anymore, I talk with my fists!"

by gudghuge420 November 18, 2010