by LAURA December 28, 2004
Get the bootmug. In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Tooter Bootmug. <.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Where a bruh girl has feet like a man and cannot wear heels as their feet are to WHAM! However, their feet size matches that of Doc Martins flawlessy.
I really can't wear heels like for real, but somehow they fit great in boots I guessi was just born with boot feet.
by Ritokenden August 6, 2020
Get the boot feetmug. A person who tries to covertly seek items using persuasive means. One who shamelessly begs, pleas, or whines until they get what they want.
by Alliejanelle October 10, 2022
Get the Boot-beggarmug. Commonly used in Canadian slang , Booting is the act of buying alcohol or drugs for people under the legal drinking age.
Person 1- "Did you hear about Peters party on Friday?"
Person 2- "I sure did, but how are we going to get alcohol? Can your older sister boot for us?"
Person 1- "Yea I'll see if she is comfortable booting for us."
Person 2- "I sure did, but how are we going to get alcohol? Can your older sister boot for us?"
Person 1- "Yea I'll see if she is comfortable booting for us."
by c00lgal101 April 5, 2024
Get the Bootingmug. by BootdumperInSalzburg December 22, 2020
Get the Boot dumpmug.