Sex

Sex is fun everyone should do it once!

Ella:*cries in bed*

Ella's bf:Was wrong?
Ella:Should I know what sex is?
Ella bf:Yes bc i wanna do it with you right now
Ella:Jk i know what it is let's do it
Ella bf:*takes off her clothes and his clothes*
Ella's bf:*Sticks dick up vagina*
Ella:*Moans "faster daddy harder"*
Ella's bf:*in mind:Yas we didnt use protection now she will get pregnant and I will leave her for once and all!*

Ella:Harder daddy

Ella's bf:*Puts dick in her mouth*
Ella:mmmmmm
Ella's bf:do you like my milky
Ella:*moans*
~2 hours later they quit~
Ella:bb what you want for dinner
Ella's bf:idk

~3 days later~
Ella:I should take a pregnancy test....
Ella:*uses pregnancy test*
Ella:No no no...ITS POSITIVE...
Ella:This is no good...
Ella's bf:*Walks in*
Ella's bf:lemme see that
Ella's bf:Omg yay
Ella's bf:Goodbye ella were done.

That is what sex is, That's how babys are made.
🥵🥵

by OofOofOfOofOofUhhhOof April 27, 2020

Sex

The best dame thing ever

Me and her just had sex

by Stop watch bucko December 2, 2016

sex

A kind of cake used for fucking a monkey in the rectum

sex in poop

by john teabager March 2, 2009

sex

when the penu* enters the vigin*

Because we had sex, i'm pregnant!

by anonymas December 25, 2008

that's the sex

awesome, neato

Gee, that dog's the sex right there!

by Celtic Banana Pudding February 6, 2004

sex

it is something you do when you are a drunk. Bottom line you need a condom or you have made a mistake

you wanna have sex.

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet03 May 28, 2019

Sex

The act of a man and a woman peeing on eachother

Frank and Susan are having sex right now

by the guy in the chair December 15, 2019