Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

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Shitty shit shit

Shit is shitty and is your cock shitty

When someone is shitty shit shit to you

by anonymous April 22, 2021

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SHIT

Awesome

Your the SHIT!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

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quivering like a shitting dog

The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking

Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017

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Shit Tasseled

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.

Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018

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okie dokie shit

the act of being called to your father because you keep saying okie dokie for him to say “shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect”

chuckie: put your fuckin clothes away

hunter: okie dokie

chuckie: shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect

by kanker123666 May 24, 2019

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