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Uncle Tom

a black man considered to be excessively obedient or servile
Man, you see that cornball brotha RG3 is dating becky with good hair? what an uncle tom.
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Tom Brokaw

To be broke. To have no money for spending.
Nate: "Lets git some breakfast."

Ted: "Can't. I'm too Tom Brokaw."
by Nathan Foster June 27, 2007
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Toms Shoes

High-end Kung Fu slippers. Tom shoes are favorites among the hip society that want to be stylish and kick ass at the same time!
you can kick some serious ass while wearing those toms shoes kung fu slippers
by nobodi April 22, 2011
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Tom Brady

A truly incredible underdog story of a Quarterback who was suppose to go undrafted but the genius of a coach Bill Belichick and owner Robert Craft saw what nobody else could see. In Brady's ten seasons as a starter, the Patriots have earned trips to the Super Bowl in five of them, winning three. He has also won two Super Bowl MVP awards. Tom Brady also removed crybaby Peyton Manning' s record of 49 TD passes just to rub it in Peyton's face Brady threw NFL record 50 TD pass's three years

Stats to date 2000-2012
Wins 136
Losses 39
Pass attempts 5,958
Pass completions 3,798
Percentage 63.7
TD–INT 334–123
Passing yards 44,806
Passer rating 96.6

Certain fan' s and media of other teams attempt to discredit New England Patriots in general. For instance SPYGATE which one huge factor here is Bill Belichick was accused of videotaping teams practice most notably the Ram' s before the Super Bowl XXXVI. This was a false accusation yet Jet' s fans and others insist he did it. Well your' re wrong you fucking idiots do a little research on the aftermath of this investigation.

Tom Brady idolized Joe Montana as a kid growing up in California. Brady has beaten some of Montana' s records including Brady's 17 postseason wins NFL record and these two QB' s are know as the two best to ever play the game of football. Joe Montana is in the NFL Hall Of Fame and there is no doubt Brady will be there some day.
Draft Report on Tom Brady:
Poor Build
Skinny
Lacks Great Physical stature
Lacks mobility and strength
Lacks a strong arm
Lacks ability to avoid rush
Can' t drive the ball down field
Does not throw tight spiral
Get' s knocked down easily

Tom Brady: " That gets me fired up I am thinking what do these people know?"
Tom Brady used this report and anyone who doubted his abilities throughout his career and continues to this day.
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Tom Holland

A lazy cunt that has no friends.
Tom "can i play with you?"
Random guy "no,Tom Holland you fucking can't"
by xxdragon.slayerxx October 1, 2016
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tom fletcher

the fat one from mcfly whose life would be made a lot better/easier/more enjoyable/happier if his name was changed to Janith.
by calrer00lz December 22, 2004
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