Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018

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The Pinky test

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.

That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?

by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023

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The hell test

Oh no way is that a Nietzsche this? He seriously reimagined a situation were Diogenes went around looking for a single honest person? That's hilarious!

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!! DOUBLY FORETOLD! That is hilarious! The hell test is a Nietzsche thing!? Ha! Hahaha! What did I say about being in the same vein as that guy! I'm telling you, he had a near death experience, I kill God, I summon Nietzsche, we converse, he is resuscitated, he tries to warn everyone that God is dead, no one listens, I perform the test, can't find a single honest person, resolve to kill God, succeed, summon Nietzsche, endless loop of causality. This is priceless! But it could be a trap so I won't get ahead of myself. Ha!

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

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