pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 18, 2021

Pump it

To ask someone to buy weed and smoke with you for free

Me: Hey bro can you pump it for the one time?

Friend: yeah I gotchu just pump it when you can!

by Boujeedickddawg May 21, 2021

Pump Slap

It's when you wear a pair of reebok pump shoes from the 90's and slap someone

"Man, Jerry just pump slapped Mark for messing up his work space"

by Drkn3ssLurkz May 28, 2021

Pump

the act of farting, or releasing built up stomach gasses through your anus. Pumping is sometimes used as a more savory term for the act because sensitive parents have an issue with the word 'fart', and deem 'pump' as less disgusting and more acceptable.

I really have to pump right now my my friends will smell it, and know that my pumps are stinky. I must hold my pump in

by TortontoTim May 28, 2021

suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.

“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”

by Mm21 May 29, 2021

pump

lactic acid flowing into a muscle, when you get a pump at the gym.

"dude i had a crazy pump doing this exercise"

by ForTheSkibidi!! August 22, 2024

pump dumb

When a girl experiences her brain progressively shutting down or feeling foggier with every pump of a penis during sex. The intense physical sensation overwhelms her mind, leaving her temporarily dazed and mentally blank.

"By the third round, I was so pump dumb I couldn’t even remember how to spell my own name. I just laid there, smiling like an idiot!"

by Cousin Cottontail October 30, 2024