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Jackson Pirie

The man, the myth, the beamer. This guys laugh can make anyone laugh. He is the type of guy to hurt his leg and then fall down the stairs with his crutches and hurt the other. The type of guy to gamble his life savings to end his fiend of online skins gambling. The type of guy to have 2000 pc and never use it. The type of guy who works at CFA because he is gaymer. Known street name as Troglodyte or Torg.
Look at Jackson Pirie! I wish I was like him
by the truth my guy November 9, 2020
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Jackson

Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.

Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.

Thank you for your time.
“Is that Jackson”
“Yeah”
“Wow he’s so cool
I know he’s a god
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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jackson is short and a bit odd. he wants to be tall.
Damn Jackson is short.
by Grapefruit was November 11, 2020
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Jackson Bynum

by Toddysir September 25, 2020
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Jackson and Janiah

A couple who always break up and teachers bet on it don’t pull a Jackson and Janiah
Dang Tracy and mike are pulling a Jackson and Janiah
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Jackson and Janiah

A couple who is always breaking up and getting together and teachers bet on them breaking up
Whoa Tracy and mike are pulling a Jackson and Janiah
by Jackson and Janiah lol September 27, 2020
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Jackson

A guy who can can get a laugh out of you even in the most boring of high school classes. Most of the time a Jackson is really relaxed and sweet person but is often a bit shy at first. Although sometimes they will crack one to many jokes and can move towards the grade A asshole category but overall is still a half decent person.
That new kid is a bit of a Jackson in my English class.
by CT-5555 September 28, 2020
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