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I don’t fight

He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him
You hit my homie let’s fight” I don’t fight people
by ForgivMySinsX December 6, 2023
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

Motto of a Commander in Chief of a major military power (aka El Presidente Espolones Oseos for some obscure reason), with a penchant for hiding behind a woman's apron strings for protection from Elon Musk.
El Presidente Grande Quejarse: "Mommy! ELON won't leave me alone! Make Elon leave."

Susie Wiles: "Oh, don't you worry Sweaty, you know your Mommy will Fight! Fight! Fight! all your fights for you.

Are your feet feeling better now? Good! Well, you run along now Drumpffy and Fight! Fight! Fight! all those illegal alien Criminal Felons; there's a good boy.

e-LON!!! Come here, Elon! No, NOW Elon! You can finish playing 'Look at me, I AM Martian Olympus Mons later'.
Now Elon, you know what we said about Fight! Fight! Fighting with El Presidente. Now don't be silly with me, my little Hermione, we both know you didn't forget. Now, as your punishment your new office will be moved outside the White House, o-Kaaayy? Now tell Mommy you've understood what I've said; there's a good boy."
by Kanuk Vank You Wery Mucho January 25, 2025
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Fighting Friday

A day where everybody fight they opps/enemies or confront anyone. No Guns just hands and feet. No one can seriously get hurt to their death.
Any drama just fight it out on this fighting Friday.

Confront whoever you need to confront ; be bold it’s that day
by Fighting Friday February 3, 2023
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fight for her arms

female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
she just gets sloppier and sloppier! , she needs to fight for her arms
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
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fighting the zombies

To be tired but insistent on staying awake. Fighting the (Z)zz's in Zombie.
Riley: You fighting the zombies?
Todd: Yeah man, I'm tired but I'll be straight.
by Ndala May 10, 2016
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water fight

when two people are okay with each other to the point where they throw water at each other in the kitchen as a form of foreplay
Alex: yeah that’s crazy
Kirsten: haha haha *throws water while doing dishes*
Alex: *throws water back*
Both: sexy water fight ;) bedroom? couch?
by MontanaHoodrat May 27, 2019
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pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises
hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
by slay.xyr December 18, 2021
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