i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 22, 2017

Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

am pro

am pro bro

Average Human: How did you glitch through that wall!?!??!

Pro: Am pro bro.

*Gunshot*

by Cannot_FindPlayerId August 3, 2023

12 AM

12 AM Is a mindset known by all men around the world as “Batman” This mindset happens to all men at 12 AM and it’s the reason that crime rates have dropped so much. Every man wakes up at 12 AM and essentially becomes Batman fighting crime till the morning

Person 1: Dude it was crazy at 12 AM last night
Person 2: Yeah I killed a robber

by Basketball people February 24, 2025

Am I smart?

The fact that you are searching “Am I smart?” That’s not very smart so no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

Am pro

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shut up noob. am pro

by Bigbanananananananananananana January 9, 2022

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023