Short for 'Purple Joint', a condition caused by the inability to score when it matters most. Similar to blue-veiners except accompanied by anger, seepage and uncomfortable underwear problems. Purple J's are most common in misogynists, steroid abusers and angry men in fraternity sweaters.
Biff grew rigid looking at the curves defining Trent's tight cut-off jorts and knee-high tube socks. But when the final horn sounded Trent went home and got porked by the winning mascot leaving Biff nursing his bruised ego and a Purple J.
by Heatmiser July 8, 2012
Get the Purple Jmug. The most comfortable position of pillow laying; the body is in between to large pillows. Used mostly for sex, or watching tv. Or both.
James: What do you want now?
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.
by Filipino Fury August 30, 2007
Get the Comfy Jmug. by rainbows+unicorns August 7, 2011
Get the J-Birdmug. A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.
Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J-Rock!
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J-Rock!
by tasty bitch May 28, 2011
Get the J-Rockmug. by jdoggokussj2 September 6, 2011
Get the J-Doggmug. 1.A Hispanic male that has no sign of having any balls.
2.Someone who fails or doesn't attempt to get with a girl he likes and usually just sits there and looks at the ground blankly.
3. Enjoys Robitussin, feet(preferably big toe), and WOW.
2.Someone who fails or doesn't attempt to get with a girl he likes and usually just sits there and looks at the ground blankly.
3. Enjoys Robitussin, feet(preferably big toe), and WOW.
A(person with no balls): I am going to redeem myself today with this hot girl.
B: HAHAHA! No you wont your a J-lag, you have NO BALLS and your just going to sit there,sip Robitussin, and fantasize about feet!
B: HAHAHA! No you wont your a J-lag, you have NO BALLS and your just going to sit there,sip Robitussin, and fantasize about feet!
by The real ofazilirk September 9, 2011
Get the J-lagmug. by sandman9 October 25, 2012
Get the e jmug.