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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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people who are flexible

People who are capable of flexing the slightest and stupidest things to others and not knowing how slight and stupid it is. Very few people have this talent of hardcore flexing. Very flexible, indeed.
Some Gymnast: I am one of the people who are flexible.

person2: Yes you are :)
by howohowo October 29, 2020
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among us people

oh yes among us a fun game ahhahahahahha
wait until you meet the people
among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex

the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words

(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*

(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling

the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT

the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020
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Yard Sign People

A particular group of people who feel superior to others based on the display of self-righteous, vague, mass produced yard signs that someone made in order to capitalize on after the election of the Bad Orange Man.

Yard Sign People most often reside in elite urban neighborhoods that are most insulted from the real world consequences of their regressive policy.
The Yard Sign People voted against the development of affordable housing in their area again.
by big salty dawg August 23, 2023
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white people camping

Essentially camping but with a kitchen stove and bringing all necessities
Let’s go camping! But not actual camping, white people camping
by Reevocon January 31, 2020
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People with low esteem

They would make definitions of their name, and set that they have a fat ass, or cock. Oh yeah I well talking about you, Ashley, you get out of this page, YOUVE MADE MY LIFE BAD, I WILL KSKDEKWKSKDJDKDF!!112
(Dude1) yo, these dudes talkin they got big cocks, while they be 2 inch dudes. So dumb.
(Dude2) don’t be shamin, it’s people with low esteem.
(Dude1) meh, typical
by Them Hussar 👀 August 14, 2020
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fat people syndrome

People that used to be fat when they were young but lost all their weight and became hot and still have a good personality. They are not cocky people because being fat made them more grounded.
Girl 1: Mark is the complete package!
Girl 2: Yeah, that's because he has fat people syndrome!
by romik13 May 26, 2009
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