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matt

the kid that tells people to stop manspreading
matt has a dig bick
by its big boy November 8, 2019
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Matt Brumpton

"old man that looks like that one guy from deltarune"

Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
"Yo Matt Brumpton"
"Yo finn"
"Real"
by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025
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Matt Ox

Matthew Oxford Known as matt ox a internet sensation who was seen as a meme but established himself as an all time great by collating with Big Sosa (chief keef) & The great xxxtentacion 😁 Matt ox is making the biggest comeback of the year and is well respected
You know Matt Ox? Yeah He’s a god
by issddd November 23, 2021
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Matt Fish

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.
That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.
by Rw46og October 31, 2020
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matt and vivian

yo you looked this up chuvak? ā€œdudeā€ in Russian

Matt and Vivian have so many inside jokes and only love each other because they both lost all their common sense due to too much vaping and think they found the one. They both have their issues but to each other perfectly aligned and supportive. They are cordial folks one-on-one but fun to be around if you are their besties but not, them together is like third wheeling girl best friends, shady :)
guy 1: Matt and vivian could be Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks doppelgƤngers.

guy 2: Yeah because matt’s snap score is higher than viv most days. her head is always in the clouds. I am surprised she got into community college. yo is that’s why they always wear their prescribed sunglasses everywhere they go?

guy 1: nah. they told me they like to clearly see each other, even when it’s sunny🤣

girl 1: 🄺They are both so extra as fetch sometimes. Though, they are really cool and nice people with an amazing friend group. They both helped me with my calculus's hw and always bought me a coffee before every club meeting bc i was saving for a car!

guy 3: Vivy is so lucky. Matt is so fine šŸ³ļø 🌈

girl 2: Matt gifted me a yellow hat from his college gift shop for my birthday because I was dating his bro.🄳

Coach: Vivian you need to trust matt. It’s just like dance honey but with ice skates. Do you want to be the first loser again at this figure skating tournament or take home the trophy this time? Again please.
by duck duck, goose July 25, 2022
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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
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matt maxwell

A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.
Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell
by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021
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