When you ate so much spicy food, that your spicy excrements the next day will deliver a anal/prostate orgasm.
Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022
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This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.
This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.
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"No Dude, that's gross."
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"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."
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