El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"
This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"
This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
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: ow , did anyone do anything ?
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