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depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.
I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help
by Yo8484 March 17, 2017
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Depression

When death is holding you by your buttocks.
Depression meaning - Death is holding me by the buttocks, I'm taking meds to make him stop.
by Andr Vlaisa March 18, 2019
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Depressed

When someone just needs to give up,like they arnt loving or they feel the need to never be seen again, to be in your own world of sadness and cry intill you run out of tears and eventually scream but no sound coming out.
Sorry for being so depressed lately I just feel lonely...
by Hailey#100000001 November 5, 2018
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Childhood Depression

Childhood Depression

Childhood depression is when a child eventually starts not feeling joy and instead just being empty, hollow and depressed.

This usually effects kids when they start being overworked, stressed, and burned out, which leads to sadness, tiredness, and depression.

This probably spiked in 2020, when kids started becoming more distanced over time due to not socializing, and eventually childhood depression started for an unknown number of kids.
Mandy: Why is Sam so sad?

Amanda: I heard he had childhood depression, i hope he recovers.
by anonymous January 27, 2023
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Post-Binge Depression

The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
by Blukat2 November 3, 2023
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Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.
by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014
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depression

When you finish one of Michael Shur's shows (Parks & Rec, The Office)
Dude: Im so sad I finished the office
Other Dude: Dude that means you have depression
by Michael Shur Lover September 28, 2019
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