Christan 

Ugly pharmaceutical meth head who falls through windows. She brushes her teeth with cat shit and looks like a boy DONT FUCK WITH CHRISTAN!! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS

christan stanks

Christan by Pussydominator2000 July 25, 2019

Christian

A person who does not just believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ, but rather aspires to understand and follow His teachings. In other words, if you call yourself a Christian and don't really understand Christ's teachings, you aren't.

If you are working to enrich yourself more than for those with greater needs than your own, you are not a Christian.

Christian by as8025kfvc,at5 December 8, 2010

christian mail box

is when you stab holes in the middle of both hands(like jesus) and wipe the blood on your anus and use the blood as lubrication for anal sex

I had to do a christian mail box last night johnny and i were out of lube. Good thing we both had our aids test.

christian mail box by hookerbones February 17, 2009

Christian brothers academy

the worst school in the world, People think they're so privileged because they're coming from there expensive lives and when it comes to reality they don't know how to face it so they bully the kids that work hard to get into the school instead of paying their way in. Kids at CBA say it is the best school ever to sound snobby and privileged meanwhile they're all stupid and don't do anything for themselves. Also, the faculty says they will help you with anything you need but if you try and talk to them they make you feel like an idiot. At CBA you do not create a brotherhood you create a bond that only exists because everyone there is trying to be better than one another.

CBA student: Christian brothers academy is great, best school ever.
Public school student: really that's cool
CBA student on the inside: CBA sucks why did I just say its great?

Christian brothers academy by swagtron5000 February 16, 2019

christian hardcore

yes, it does exist.
underoath anyone? pretty much best screamo band out there.
see also flyleaf.
kthx.

superduper person- hi i like christian hardcore/screamo.

oh sweet angel of mercy with your grace like the morning
wrap your loving arms around me.
-underoath.

christian hardcore by hi i like your face kthx. June 4, 2007

Christian

A selfish asshole who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. Enjoys flirting with other girls to make his girlfriend jealous, and sits on his computer playing League of Legends all day. Only dates girls that are easy, and have low self esteem so that he can boost his ego and get some action. Abuses women, but gets away with it because of his good looks and charming sense of humor and personality.

You don't ever want to end up being like Christian.

Christian by Annoyed girl September 16, 2014

Christianity 

Christianity is a religion that i messed up most Christians believe that their religion is The only right and correct religion.
They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.

Man Christianity is screwed up

Christianity by Coffeebean2018 June 14, 2018