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Lady Bacon 

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
Lady Bacon by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

Breakfast Bacon Almighty 

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.
"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

Arab bacon 

Gyro meat. The kind of meat that doesn't squeal before you eat.
Hey what's that greasy meat you are eating? Its Arab bacon goes great on a pita with sum tahini.
Arab bacon by J03 Mem April 1, 2024

American bacon 

Hey have you seen that American bacon it jiggles when you pick it up

krispy bacon 

The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.
Krispy Bacon is the best bacon in the world.
krispy bacon by fitvixxen July 3, 2024

Turkey bacon 

BIG BUTT
Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang