August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

august 14

My basic ass birthfay

Hey, did you know it's August 14th?
Oh wow, that's my birthday

by Séan Miller August 15, 2021

august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

Augusting

When August end and it's time to accept September.

"I am so augusting right now for it is getting warmer right now. Also I love the song September cause It's really musically interesting music wise right now."

by heretoaugust April 6, 2025

August 13

The hottest people to ever touch this soil was born on this date (aka will buice and Tessa havlik)

“Omg Tessa and will are so sexy they are both born on august 13th”

by Shdhsjas October 11, 2022

August 1st

The Day the Digidestined entered the digital world in the original Digimon Digital Monsters Anime.

Tai said "It's August 1st!"

by Appmon Fan August 1, 2023

august 21

people who are born on this day are hot af

people born of august 21st are hot

by Mostseggsypersontoexist November 28, 2021