August

National amandus gets head every day month
Have you given Amandus head today? Its august!
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August

Most likely a non binary fella. They have amazing hair and a very gender nose. They’re either super spontaneous or horrendously shy there’s no in between. And they’re probably in love with one of their bestfriends.
“Hey did you see August today?”

“Yeah their hair looked so hot and they got all the bitches
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august is a person, who is sensitive and gets hurt easily.

august likes hugs, but hates asking for them.
person 1: "I heard august is the worst."
person 2: "Dont say that, they are sensitive."
by augustthebigestmiusimp April 02, 2021
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absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.
man, august is such a fucking giga chad!
by daking12468 June 17, 2022
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August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller
Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august
by Not mutazim May 09, 2023
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August

P1:I was Born on August

P2: Your Mom and dad Failed You lmao
P1 What do you mean
P2 It Takes 9 Months For a Baby to Be born and 9 Months from November is August Which mean you mom and Dad Failed No Nut November
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August is a sweet and caring person. She is funny too. She has a lot of friends. If you’re friends with an August then you’re very lucky. August is a very loyal friend. And she has a lot of talents too. She can draw, make cute animations and so much more. She’s pretty too. But there are times where she can be insecure.
Lisa: Wait is that August?
Beth: Yep!
Lisa: Cool! I wanna be her someday.
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