National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

Ima break your nico nico kneecaps

That's a line most weebs use, usually meaning that you should probably step back because this is a person looking for a fight.

You better give that All Might figurine back or 'Ima break your nico nico kneecaps'.

by azsxsdedcsawqwertygbnhjiokmk;' February 3, 2021

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

by سس February 3, 2021

Your

Short for You’re which is short for you are.

Your a weirdo muffins. Your annoying me muffins because you won’t stfu about your and you’re.

by Pumpkin spice and everything j February 4, 2021

Your mom

Fat

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

Throw your friends day!

On March 10th you can throw your friends any time! Its international throw your friends day! Have fun!

Eg. Ethan: Hey bro!
Mark: What?
Ethan; It's International throw your friends day!

Mark: Oh no...
Ethan: *throws Mark*

by GuyWhoHitsTheirFaceOnTheFloor February 5, 2021