why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

Do you like my groovy moves?

a question asking if you like my groovy moves

hey "A" do you like my groovy moves?

by Wrikles November 18, 2022

fuck you rabin

what saphie says to rabin when she gets him on roblox
saphie: *tags rabin* "yeah, fuck you rabin!"

rabin: *tags saph*

saphie: "FUCK YOU RABIN!"

what saphie says to rabin when she gets him on roblox
saphie: *tags rabin* "yeah, fuck you rabin!"

rabin: *tags saph*

saphie: "FUCK YOU RABIN!"

by Saphie1092109 September 18, 2025

You

Do you overthink?
I often wonder…
In case you don’t…
I do for you…
Write? You know I do…
I just don’t know where they have gone to…

The love?
Of course I see…
Feel?
Is this a way I can get into your arms:)?
Just kidding… not really, but you know I do!!!!

The touches exchanged

But beyond that…
I feel it in my heart…
Like a beautiful waterfall…
Of love coming from my heart…
Not the best analogy….
This feeling I can’t explain …

It is YOU!!!!
Who makes my water flow…
Love for you…
I want to show!!!!
Together I want to grow❤️❤️❤️❤️

Praying and thankful to above…
I am blessed with this love….
For you!!!!
One day…
For this I will always pray….

Always know I LOVE YOU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 15, 2024