Give a girl your hoodie day

On 16th July you have to give a girl you hoodie or the days after

To day I have a girl a hoodie … give a girl your hoodie day

by Heyshhhh July 16, 2021

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

Beat up your sister day

You've always waited for this moment but you never had the occasion, now you do

Oh where are you sisteeeer, its timeeee, today is beat up your sister day

by Martichucho August 7, 2022

your mom

another way to say a whale

gad damnnnnnnnn he almost as fat as your mom

by that handle is already in use8 September 6, 2022

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain.

The lyrics from the Jeffy's Endless Aethos "song "Shuck".

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!

by BitchinRemodels May 31, 2024

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022