you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

You better not hurt her

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.

Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”

by s a n d March 23, 2020

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.

"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"

by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.

Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.

by QuacksO January 27, 2021

you my ball

A slang term meaning “you’re my girl” or “you’re mine.” It’s based on basketball lingo—when you’ve got the ball, it’s yours. In the same way, calling someone “my ball” means they’re with you. If you lose the ball, someone else might have it now, and that person isn’t yours anymore.

“She was my ball, but I fumbled. Now he got the ball.”
“You know you my ball, right? I’m not letting nobody else take you.”

by anonymous May 29, 2025

Sh*t where you eat

The activity of dating a fellow employee at a business, company, etc. that provides your PAY. More younger black people seem to be currently doing this, even though many work situations tend to be stressful places where folks argue, fight, and learn painfully about each others' bad sides.

Yeah, you and Ri are a couple now. She bad as A.F., but don't sh*t where you eat! You're gonna get it!

by Malcolm F. November 18, 2023