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Manchester United

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish
by SergioAguero January 23, 2025
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Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"
by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023
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Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.
That creepy douche was an absolute unit.
by chuckeltard September 9, 2020
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head unit mystery

The phenomenon where the original head unit of a test car is unknown, as its head unit has already been swapped with an aftermarket one
I couldn't figure out why the sound quality was so amazing during the test drive—turns out it was just a head unit mystery with that aftermarket stereo!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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United Flight 232

A plane that crashed in Sioux City, Iowa in 1989 due to an engine breaking apart and severing the planes hydraulic lines.
"Did you hear about United Flight 232?"
by Aha-ri April 20, 2024
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Faggots united

by gianc09_pro November 30, 2022
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