Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018

The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

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The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

base obv

Basically, obviously.
Used in acknowledgment of an obvious statement.

"That girl's shirt is so ugly."
"Base obv."

by withinmywill December 20, 2007

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Based Niko and Kaiden

Niko and Kaiden that are based.

Luis: i am the homosensual and Based Niko and Kaiden are based

by Flameworthy March 23, 2021

Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

TOC Based Shooter

TOC Based Shooter, or just TOC Shooter, is any Team, Objective, Class Based shooter game, such as Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, or Paladins.

A: Hey what's your favorite game?
B: I like Overwatch!
A: oh that TOC Based Shooter?

by TheDefinateDefiner November 6, 2018