porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody

Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone

by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018

Bone Zone

1) Describes the geographic or emotional area between two people in regards to boning potential (ie. Potential for sex). To be within the Bone Zone, refers to high boning potential, and being out of the Bone Zone refers to low boning potential.

1) My long distance girlfriend lives in a different country, so she is not in my Bone Zone. Therefore, supplementing my lack of boning should be permitted.

2) Dude, Erika and I have transcended the Friend Zone and are now in the Bone Zone. I'm glad she broke up with Josh, because now we can fuck with peace of mind.

by Hannah4Prez May 28, 2018

sky bone

a joint, a spiff, a marijuana cigarette; origin 60's hemp hippy culture.

Let's light up a sky bone.

by Jonnie Cat November 11, 2004

bone at the beach

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach

"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

Bone saw

Like, when you in France and you want to say a nice little evening greeting you say Bone saw!

Bone saw, madam!

by faceon56 August 20, 2016

royaly boned

royaly boned = big trouble/your well in for it.

boy: i just ran over my girlfriend. she was cheating on me. 1000s of people saw me do it and the cops are after me.

girl: you are royaly boned dude.

by emo rach wants attention March 28, 2007