A bat is known for constantly looking for fresh blood to suck. A 'Dick Bat' is a person (mostly women) who looks for fresh cock to suck.
Basically a cock sucker.
Basically a cock sucker.
Person A: "Why does Kayla always stay after the game?"
Person B: "homie she be dick bating the whole team"
Person A: "Wow, a straight dick bat!"
Person A: "dude yesterday i was over at kyles house and his mom gave me the best oral sex!"
Person B: "Yea, last time i was over there i got my dick sucked too. Kyles mom is a total dick bat"
Person B: "homie she be dick bating the whole team"
Person A: "Wow, a straight dick bat!"
Person A: "dude yesterday i was over at kyles house and his mom gave me the best oral sex!"
Person B: "Yea, last time i was over there i got my dick sucked too. Kyles mom is a total dick bat"
by DickBatKayla November 13, 2010
A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
by jmae8313 March 28, 2005
"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."
by Dave man December 23, 2005
by ×.× August 05, 2019
Accidentally pocket dialing someones phone with your dick and or thighs. Same as butt dialing but done with a penis.
Did I call you?! nawww man! oh wait bro, my bad. You know I got this big black ass dick and these skinny jeans on... I must have accidentally DICK DIALED yo muthafuckin' ass!
by Rice4eveR d0tc0M November 03, 2013
by Fattastic May 26, 2009
Any person who, literally or figuratively, aggressively tries to wrap their cock hungry lips around a dick.
Literal usage isn’t hard to imagine:
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
by Dick Shark February 01, 2008