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porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.
My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover
by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016
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Occipital bone

owie my occipital bone

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by bootyfricker69 February 10, 2021
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Bone Broth

Bone Broth: The mix of leftover fluids after boning out, on the bed or whatever surface you got yo fuck on.
Breathing hard just after pulling out and blowing a load all over her:

Damn girl, my bed is soaked look at all that bone broth you're laying in.
by RChammer0409 July 13, 2020
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Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022
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sky bone

a joint, a spiff, a marijuana cigarette; origin 60's hemp hippy culture.
Let's light up a sky bone.
by Jonnie Cat November 11, 2004
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Cooter-bones

Cooter-bones are the small bones in your cooter!
Yes ladies let’s move them cooter-bones!
by Joshylol November 24, 2021
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bone a phone

Another name for a cock,dick.
As in,she's talking on my bone a phone.
Hey Bitch ! Don't you hear that ringing sound between my legs?
It's my bone a phone and it's ringing for you.

She talked on my bone a phone, all night long.
by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009
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