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test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.
by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015
mugGet the test my saladmug.

Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!
by Greyman63 June 17, 2019
mugGet the Fucking fruit saladmug.

dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020
mugGet the dirty fruit saladmug.

Greek Salad with Sprouts

A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.
Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.
by Dear Burt February 5, 2009
mugGet the Greek Salad with Sproutsmug.

toss the salad

it might be time for me to toss the salad
by toss/salad July 18, 2016
mugGet the toss the saladmug.

salad shooter

male genitalia (used by Pagent Brewster on Late Night with Conan O'Brian)
When his towel fell off, his salad shooter was exposed for all to see.
by livin4hymn October 25, 2006
mugGet the salad shootermug.

toss your salad

The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
by zulbeng June 13, 2009
mugGet the toss your saladmug.

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