1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.
2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015
Get the test my saladmug. A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
by Greyman63 June 17, 2019
Get the Fucking fruit saladmug. making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020
Get the dirty fruit saladmug. A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.
Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.
by Dear Burt February 5, 2009
Get the Greek Salad with Sproutsmug. 
by livin4hymn October 25, 2006
Get the salad shootermug. play with your private parts
The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
by zulbeng June 13, 2009
Get the toss your saladmug.