1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.
2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015

A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.
Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
by Anal OPA April 23, 2018

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.
by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.
Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.
by Dear Burt February 5, 2009

by livin4hymn October 25, 2006

play with your private parts
The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
by zulbeng June 13, 2009
