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Cannabis, also known as marijuana or marihuana, or ganja (from Hindi/Sanskrit: गांजा gānjā, hemp), is a psychoactive drug extracted from the plant Cannabis sativa, or more often, Cannabis sativa subsp. indica.
You want to smoke some dick?
by anjobanjo January 29, 2009
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dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
by jmae8313 March 28, 2005
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beer dick

what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection
"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."
by Dave man December 23, 2005
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girl-dick

a dick on a pre-surgery trans girl
also known as a "hen" as the feminine version of a "cock"
jeff: id suck dick
hank: so youre gay?
jeff: not if i suck girl-dick
by ×.× August 5, 2019
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Dick Dial

Accidentally pocket dialing someones phone with your dick and or thighs. Same as butt dialing but done with a penis.
Did I call you?! nawww man! oh wait bro, my bad. You know I got this big black ass dick and these skinny jeans on... I must have accidentally DICK DIALED yo muthafuckin' ass!
by Rice4eveR d0tc0M November 3, 2013
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Dick Space

the manly term for leg room in the back of a car.
I dont got any dick space, move the damn seat up!
by Fattastic May 26, 2009
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Dick Shark

Any person who, literally or figuratively, aggressively tries to wrap their cock hungry lips around a dick.
Literal usage isn’t hard to imagine:

You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.

“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”

The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:

“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”

Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:

“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”

Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:

“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”

“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”

One last twist is to use it as a fake name.

The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
by Dick Shark February 1, 2008
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