Brandon is a common name for a rim grazing, small, unathletic, dumb human that has no iq and is so cocky
by Ari smith June 8, 2022

kate leonardโs boyfriend ๐ฉ๐ป โค๏ธ ๐ ๐จ๐ฝ
by ilybonniewright December 18, 2023

by Uwtanqnowiwqjbw anssj July 22, 2019

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!๐ if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!๐
Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
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Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
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by Instagram.name.is chantel_cz July 18, 2017

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.
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by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.
by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021
