one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

she likes someone else

Give up there's no point she doesnt like you just fucking give up

"I like her but she doesn't me she likes someone else"

by CODAC22ONTWITCH October 10, 2023

I bet she

“I bet she” is often used vaguely by internet microcelebrity/EX “OkayBuddyHetero” user CEO Of Simps (also known as Ceo, Ansari, Imsorry, and retard) to signal that he is currently thinking about a girl that he is romantically interested in. It is often used as a follow up to an existing comment by another person

“I bet she”
“I wonder if she”

Lizzgot: “Yo Imsorry my ass really hurts today”
Ceo: “I bet she”
This would signal that he is thinking about her ass now

by LizardWizard357 April 11, 2024

Does she?

Does she do porn? Typically used at girls, regardless of age. Discret way of asking if the girl does porn.

Jeremy: "Damn she fine", Joe: "Does she?", Jeremy: "Yeah (link)", Joe: "Thanks buddy -clicks link".

by Seba3755 November 30, 2016

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

She/They

A marker to mark yourself as having severe mental problems.

"I think I shall follow this person, those memes were pretty funn- Okay I guess not they have She/They listed in their bio"

by Mike-Hunt6923u7 December 13, 2022

that's what she said

a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.

1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022