deer sausage

It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales
Bigger than Mandingo it's a deer sausage
by Deer sausage November 13, 2013
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sausage belly

someone who has a bit of belly or gut
Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"
by Gollywobble January 03, 2025
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Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.
Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.
by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024
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Change Sausage

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.
John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.
by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022
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Sausage Blanket

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
by DickPic21 June 08, 2018
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Not a sausage

This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.
Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage
by Confusedbloke January 29, 2021
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Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)
“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”
by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021
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