Sausage fart

When a guy farts with his penis

Someone sausage farted whilst having sex

by Jfjfjdjdjssuhe March 6, 2017

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Sausage Wallet

Simply a Vagina

Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick

by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

by Big jhonny August 31, 2016

sausage wall

A dick so large it is considered a wall.

Wow! Is that a Sausage Wall?

by Urban dickionary February 18, 2018

dripping sausage

When you pee and you can't quite get all the pee out, so it just drips

"Dude did you piss yourself?"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"

by bigal123 November 21, 2017