The Fogarty Effect

The effect by which the longer one is in a relationship, the more like the opposite sex one becomes.

"Hey Gerard, nice skirt!"
"Oh thanks! My girlfriend got it for our anniversary."
"*Gasp!* I guess that's the Fogarty Effect in action..."

by Kittehchu January 11, 2013

The Bulldozer Effect

The method of eating excessive amounts of overly filling food (pizza, pasta, bread, etc.) in order to push, or "bulldoze" out the existing food already in your stomach.

"Oh, man, I've been constipated for days. Better make my way down to Pizza Hut and hope that the bulldozer effect kicks in."

by thecheesecakewhisperer September 1, 2013

The Higgins Effect

This is when a woman is walking towards you from a far distance and looks very attractive, but when she gets closer she is in fact very ugly.

Dude that chick is so hot! Damn nope just The Higgins Effect!

by areh500 May 22, 2012

Erosion Effect

the result of being persistent to wear away a girls defences which often results in success.

Dude, how did you get with her?!

The Erosion Effect!

by Corrosive1985(again) June 8, 2012

Jamie Effect

The Jamie Effect refers to the act by restaurant staff of putting Jamie Cullum music to cause a change the tempo/mood of the night causing people to ask for their bill and leaving the restaurant. Jamie Cullum effect doesnt work because the music is bad but rather due to it amazing ability to cause a mood change/ tempo change within the restaurant instantaneously. The Jamie Effect is used by the restaurant staff as a polite method of indicating to the remaining customers that it is now time to leave.

"hey man time to jamie it up"

"jamie effect strikes again"

"we need to jamie it up asap"

"oh man the jamie effect isnt working tonight, its too loud in here"

by bond123123 August 23, 2011

HBO Effect

When a craptastic movie becomes more enjoyable after watching it over and over again on HBO or any other pay cable station.

"I really thought Couples Retreat sucked in the theater, but strangely, thanks to the HBO Effect, I've actually come to like it after watching it 45 times on HBO"

by Ondine1927 September 3, 2011

The Charlotte Effect

The process of which time ceases to exist when one individual spends time someone who suffers from the disorder, known as Hunter Syndrome. The condition appley named after it's first sufferer. The condition is mostly noticed during a period where fun should radiate from the situation where in fact it is instead like a black hole.

Hey.
hi.
you okay?
yep.
.
.
you?
yeah i'm great :)
k.
i didn't know you suffered from The Charlotte Effect

by roscosis August 3, 2010