rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

by QuacksO August 9, 2023

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Get the rubber checkmug.

meat check

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.

the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.

by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015

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crack check

A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.

Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.

by harrylepotter August 22, 2019

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Get the crack checkmug.

peepeepoopoo check

how dont u know the PEEPEEPOOPOOPOOOOOOOOOO
PEEPEE POOPOO OO

Aye, have you got your peepeepoopoo check?
Skibidi

by Iamashark February 20, 2024

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Fun Check

A pre-mixed alcohol, usually in sack form that is used to make sure all those present are having fun.

Often administered by one person to a group in an attempt to see how much fun they are having.

Time for a fun check.

Pass, I don’t need it. I’m already having fun.

I think it’s just checking the fun mate, not making the fun. Common misconception of the uneducated, wouldn’t lose sleep over it

by Churcher October 30, 2025

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