Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

Cocaine Shark

Cocaine Shark is an honor of the movie "Cocaine Bear", but has a 1.9 rating.

Person 1: Do you want to watch cocaine shark?

Person 2: It's terrible.

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 4, 2024

Shark

When you nut in a pool and she swims around gulping it up

Jim: "How was Sunday.
Tyler: "Pretty good, Marilyn did the shark with me."
Jim: "What..."

by BIGGER BORIS May 19, 2025

Baby Shark

Cool; sick; and awesome

Im going to that cool new store at the nall, itz so baby shark!

by Babysharkdododdododo June 28, 2023

Shark

A fish.

James:I looked up shark today
Timmy:fuck off

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023

shark

To ferviously look for dope where there may or may not be any, such as on the floor, on the bed sheets, the seats or floorboard of a vehicle.

The dopefiend didn't have money for dope and began to shark on his dealer's floor.

by psm070 June 6, 2018

Sharks

You are trying to get rid of the past shame you got from looking up shark, and are trying to make it look as though you wanted the actual definition.

Person: I like sharks
Pervert: I like shark

by TechnoBallMuncher June 13, 2022