Having sex with your ex-wife
John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.
by Raw Jelly Beans February 23, 2016
It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales
by Deer sausage November 13, 2013
Boob-Sausage is a game played where you find a sausage looking balloon and a boob shaped balloon and play bat and ball basically.
by BlobFishFace November 14, 2020
When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.
John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.
by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022
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by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021
A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".
by WordsmithForTheMentallyFeeble June 17, 2017