Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

Salty

David Ho

Dame makes someone salty.

by Nzjziaann August 15, 2020

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

Salty boy

A person regardless of their gender or sex who consistently craves or prefers salty or savory food over sweet foods or desserts.

Dominique loves french fries but I don't think I've ever seen her eat french toast. She's such a salty boy. Maybe you should give her a box of roasted almonds instead of cookies.

by Spice lord September 9, 2020

saltyballs

A state of your balls being salty

Damn you have saltyballs, have you been working out?

by ContentModder September 22, 2020

SaltyShtritic

SaltyShtritic is when a lime is very salty, like for example, When you lick a lime its normal but then add salt, it becomes salty

This lime tastes like SaltyShtritic

by mr. Pritchmar October 30, 2020